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Arielle Kiser, Weal Writer
There you are, sitting in a cinema anticipating your very first viewing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Suddenly someone oddly dressed approaches you and utters the phrase “are you a virgin?” Before you run, remember this is not another greasy pick up line.
It’s a common question asked of anyone who is experiencing the Rocky Horror picture show for the first time.
Don’t panic, we have all been “virgins” as far as Rocky is concerned. With a few easy steps, it’s easy to blend into the crowd of diehard Rocky Horror fans.
Help is at hand with this essential guide to the dress, dance and etiquette of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
When considering wardrobe options before the show, it’s important to remember to let all inhibitions go. Dress like your favourite alien transvestite. This means outrageous outfits including vests, arm mitts, fishnet stockings and even briefs with attached garters.
It’s all about pushing the limits so if you’re a guy, pull out some lingerie. If you’re a girl, do the same with just twice the normal amount of make-up.
Nobody is there to judge so don’t be shy. Blending in is the best disguise in this crowd of fun loving fans.
You will find as a first-timer at the show, during the “time warp” not many people will be left in their seats but rather dancing along to its catchy beat. Skill is not necessary for this song as it is not hard to dance like a transvestite.
With the steps described in the song, all you need is an enthusiasm to follow instructions and the willingness to lose your dignity long enough for a few pelvic thrusts.
As a Rocky Horror virgin, adhering to the rules of the cult are essential but not hard to follow.
It’s important to have fun and enjoy the wildness the show has to offer but with its hefty fan base, Rocky buffs will tell you there are a few things to remember when seeing this cult classic.
Throwing (rice, water and toast), yelling at the screen, and dancing up and down the aisles isn’t considered rude, but rather required. Just keep in mind not to damage the theatre, or snag another transvestite from transsexual Transylvania’s outfit.
Lose your “virginity” at the Rocky Horror Picture Show on April 3 at the Plaza. It’s sure to be a memorable experience.
Source: rockyhorror.com
PROPS LIST
Rice: At the beginning of the film is the wedding of Ralph Hapschatt and Betty Munroe. As the newlyweds exit the church, you throw the rice along with the on-screen wedding guests.
Newspapers: When Brad and Janet are caught in the storm, Janet covers her head with a newspaper The Plain Dealer. At this point, you should likewise cover your head
Water pistols: These are used by members of the audience to simulate the rainstorm that Brad and Janet are caught in. (Now do you see why you should use the newspapers?)
Candles, flashlights: During the There’s a Light verse of Over at the Frankenstein Place, light up the theater with candles, flashlights, lighters, etc. (Be careful to respect the theater’s policy about open flames - remember you are wearing newspapers on your head!)
Rubber gloves: During and after the creation speech, Frank snaps his rubber gloves three times. Later, Magenta pulls these gloves off his hands. You should snap your gloves in sync each time to create a fantastic sound effect.
Noisemakers: At the end of the creation speech, the Transylvanians respond with applause and noisemakers. You should do the same.
Confetti: At the end of the “Charles Atlas Song” reprise, the Transylvanians throw confetti as Rocky and Frank head toward the bedroom. You should do the same.
Toilet paper: When Dr. Scott enters the lab, Brad cries out “Great Scott!” At this point, you should hurl rolls of toilet paper into the air (preferably Scotts).
Toast: When Frank proposes a toast at dinner, members of the audience throw toast into the air (preferably unbuttered... things could get sticky).
Party hat: At the dinner table, when Frank puts on a party hat, you should do the same.
Bell: During the song Planet Schmanet Janet, ring the bell when Frank sings Did you hear a bell ring?
Cards: During the song I’m Going Home, Frank sings Cards for sorrow, cards for pain. At this point you should shower the theater with cards.
Hot dogs and prunes: It has happened on occasion, that fans will throw hot dogs and prunes at their appropriate mention in the film. This should not be encouraged because it attracts rodents and leaves stains on the screen.
– from the Rocky Horror
Picture Show official fan Site