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By on September 19, 2012 – 12:02 amNo Comment

The Weal ― EntertainmentDear Sarah,

Do girls actually care about penis size? I’m only 3.4 inches long (I measured), and I’m terrified to approach women because I worry that they’ll laugh at me when they see my “little guy.”

-Shorty

 
Dear Shorty,

Did you know that the average length of a flaccid penis is between 3.5 and 3.7 inches?

This means that you are only slightly less-endowed than most of the male population, which isn’t actually a big deal.

Women don’t care about how big your member is, as long as you are able to wield it properly.

Trust me, I find that men with bigger dicks actually tend to be bigger dicks. A pleasant sexual experience encompasses so much more than a large penis. While it’s always nice to be able to reach a woman’s G-spot, you have a whole range of options available to you. I recommend that you study and master the art of foreplay. For what your penis cannot reach, your digits can. If you can hook a woman with your foreplay skills, she’ll be begging you for intercourse, 3.4 inches and all.

Happy penetrating,

Sarah

 

Dear Sarah,

I went home with a guy from a party last weekend and we started hooking up. All was going well until he asked me if he could suck my toes. I was so shocked and grossed out that I excused myself to the bathroom, put my clothing back on, and booked it out of his apartment. So I guess I’m wondering if it’s normal for people to want to suck toes. Was I wrong to react the way that I did?

-Foot Unfetish

 
Dear Foot Unfetish,

It has always been my belief that sex is one of those “to each, his own” kind of things. While the idea of having your toes sucked may freak you out, you should feel honoured that your date felt comfortable enough with you to articulate his sexual desires. I understand why you reacted the way that you did, but what you did was very hurtful. Think of it this way: How would you feel if your date walked out on you if you asked him for oral? You need to learn how to set sexual boundaries.

If something is uncomfortable for you, make sure that you speak up. You could say something along the lines of “I’m not comfortable having my toes sucked, but I’m more than happy to suck you off.” This way, you can still have a fun hookup without hurting anyone’s feeling or doing something that you are uncomfortable with.

Now go apologize,

Sarah

 
If you have any questions about sex or relationships, send them to theraunchwithsarah@gmail.com.